In the middle of the night my son came into the room, as he does at times. He was sleepy. He asked me a question.
“Daddy, how come Santa never takes showers?”
“How do you know he never takes showers?”
“Because he doesn’t have a shower anywhere in his workshop.”
“I bet he does but you just haven’t seen it. I’m sure he must get clean somehow.”
And he went back to sleep.